THIS WEEK IN TRUMPLAND, a
sixty second primer on the path to Armageddon: “Real Game of Thrones” edition
Trump politicizes Boy Scout Jamboree,
inciting Boy Scouts to boo Obama and causing Boy Scouts of America to disavow Trump’s
speech
During a speech in Long
Island, Trump encourages police to use violence during arrests, causing police forces around the country to disavow Trump’s speech
Trump tweets that transgender people can no longer serve in the military, causing the military to
disavow Trump’s tweet
The DOJ file an amicus brief
asserting that the 1964 Civil Rights Act does not protect gays in the workplace
Trump continues to throw
public shade at everyone who won’t do his bidding, including “very weak” AG
Jeff Sessions, “sleazy” Adam Schiff, “Crooked” Hillary, Republican Senator Lisa
Murkowski, and even the Republican party as a whole
In a Shakesperean ending to
TrumpCare Senator John McCain, newly diagnosed with an aggressive brain
cancer, arrives on the Senate floor from his hospital bed to give a stirring
speech about the importance of health care, disappoints feeling human beings everywhere by
voting to continue discussion on an ObamaCare repeal law, and then stabs Trump
in the heart by casting the deciding ballot against the repeal bill itself
New communications director
Anthony Scaramucci says Steve Bannon “sucks his own c**k” but doesn’t explain how he knows that
Scaramucci accuses WH Chief
of Staff Reince Priebus of being a leaker of secrets and challenges him to “prove
he isn’t”
Scaramucci then calls
Priebus a “f**king paranoid schizophrenic”
Trump fires Priebus via
tweet and installs “great American” John F.Kelly as Chief of Staff
Chrissy Teigen joins the
ranks of people who Trump has blocked from his Twitter account
Trump ranks himself second
most presidential President, just behind Abraham Lincoln, causing Abraham Lincoln to spin in his grave
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