THIS WEEK IN TRUMPLAND, a
sixty second primer on the path to Armageddon: “water, big water, ocean water” edition
As Puerto Rico struggles
with no drinking water or electricity, and with San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulin
Cruz begging for the supplies and help which have not come, Trump gives himself
high marks in his dealing with the crisis and then defends slow response saying
“Puerto Rico is an island surrounded by
water, big water, ocean water”
After Cruz says in a press
conference that “we are dying here” Trump unleashes, and then deletes, a
twitter storm insulting her
Trump goes on a racist
warpath against NFL and NBA athletes
Jared Kushner, Ivanka,
Stephen Miller, Gary Cohn and other white house officials revealed to have used private emails to
conduct White House business
Trump unveils a new, even
more draconian travel ban
Claiming that his new tax
plan would be bad for him and good for the middle class, Trump proposes a plan
that would in fact cut his personal taxes by more than 50%
Ultra conservative candidate
Roy Moore, who was twice thrown off the Alabama Supreme Court for judicial
overreaching, wins the Republican primary for U.S. Senate
Trump reacts by deleting his
tweets endorsing losing candidate Luther Strange
In a move that will fortify
Trump and scare everyone else, Twitter doubles its capacity from 140 characters
to 280 characters
NYT reveals that Donald
Trump, Jr. ditched his secret service detail to go moose hunting in the Yukon
Health and Human Services
Secretary Tom Price walks the plank, probably asking for a private plane to fly
him home
Hugh Hefner goes to the big
Playboy mansion in the sky
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