Saturday, October 7, 2017

This Week in Trumpland October 7, 2017

THIS WEEK IN TRUMPLAND, a sixty second primer on the path to Armageddon: “let them eat paper towels” edition

23 guns found in Las Vegas terrorist Stephen Paddock's hotel room, plus more than 50 pounds of explosives and 1,600 rounds of ammunition in his car
GOP and FOX News decry a national conversation about gun control, saying this is no time to “discuss politics”
The DOJ determines that Title VII does not provide civil rights protection in the workplace to transgender people or women who want to control their own bodies
Republican Congressman Tim Murphy, a staunch pro-life advocate, urges his mistress to get an abortion to hide his extra-marital affair
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson calls Trump “a f***king moron”, then pledges his loyalty in a hastily organized press conference but doesn’t deny making the statement
During a self congratulatory trip to Puerto Rico, Trump gives out rolls of paper towels “free throw” style during a photo-op, but doesn’t visit any ravaged areas of the island
FBI investigating a third personal email account used by Jared Kushner and Ivanka that co-mingled White House business with Trump Organization business
Continuing his assault on Obama initiatives, Trump expels 15 Cuban diplomats 
Trump declares that the media should be investigated by Congress and censored
Southwest airlines claims they dragged a Muslim woman off a flight against her will because she had a dog allergy
Ivana Trump, who recently turned down an ambassadorship from Trump, says she encourages her ex-husband to keep tweeting

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