Saturday, September 23, 2017

This week in Trumpland September 23, 2017

THIS WEEK IN TRUMPLAND, a sixty second primer on the path to Armageddon: “my head is spinning” edition

On the day of his first Presidential address at the U.N. Trump instead uses Twitter to throw shade on the Emmys
During his speech at the U.N. Trump makes multiple references to “Nambia”, conjoining the names of Namibia and Zambia
As part of his U.N. address Trump threatens to “totally destroy” North Korea, calling Kim Jong Un “Rocket Man on a suicide mission”
Kim responds by calling Trump “a frightened dog” and a “mentally deranged dotard”
The rest of the world calls both Trump and Kim just plain nuts
Sounding very much like a new name for an even broader Muslim ban, White House says it will replace ban with targeted travel restrictions geared to certain countries
Republican Senator and physician Bill Cassidy lies about the contents of his proposed health care bill, and is called on it by non-physician Jimmy Kimmel
John McCain signals that he will again vote “no” on new Draconian health care bill heading to Senate floor
With Melania Trump standing right next to him during a rally in Ft Myers, Trump apologizes that “Melania really wanted to be with us”
When stager 4 cancer patient Laura Packard tweets at Trump for trying to take away the health care that could save her life, Trump blocks her from his Twitter account
In a blow to victims of campus sexual assault cases, Department of Education raises standard of proof set during the Obama years
Trump administration signals it might be willing to stay in the Paris accords “under the right conditions”
Trump deals with another important global issue by disinviting NBA star Steph Curry to the White House 
Seeking privacy, Donald Trump, Jr. decides to forgo secret service protection


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