THIS WEEK IN TRUMPLAND, a
sixty second primer on the path to Armageddon: “my head is spinning” edition
On the day of his first Presidential address at the U.N. Trump instead uses Twitter to throw shade on
the Emmys
During his speech at the
U.N. Trump makes multiple references to “Nambia”, conjoining the names of Namibia
and Zambia
As part of his U.N. address
Trump threatens to “totally destroy” North Korea, calling Kim Jong Un “Rocket
Man on a suicide mission”
Kim responds by calling Trump
“a frightened dog” and a
“mentally deranged dotard”
The rest of the world calls
both Trump and Kim just plain nuts
Sounding very much like a
new name for an even broader Muslim ban, White House says it will replace ban
with targeted travel restrictions geared to certain countries
Republican Senator and
physician Bill Cassidy lies about the contents of his proposed health care bill,
and is called on it by non-physician Jimmy Kimmel
John McCain signals that he
will again vote “no” on new Draconian health care bill heading to Senate floor
With Melania Trump standing right
next to him during a rally in Ft Myers, Trump apologizes that “Melania really
wanted to be with us”
When stager 4 cancer patient
Laura Packard tweets at Trump for trying to take away the health care that
could save her life, Trump blocks her from his Twitter account
In a blow to victims of
campus sexual assault cases, Department of Education raises standard of proof
set during the Obama years
Trump administration signals
it might be willing to stay in the Paris accords “under the right conditions”
Trump deals with another important global issue by disinviting NBA star Steph Curry to the White House
Seeking privacy, Donald
Trump, Jr. decides to forgo secret service protection
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