Saturday, December 16, 2017

This Week in Trumpland December 16, 2017

THIS WEEK IN TRUMPLAND, a sixty second primer on the path to Armageddon: “Double Double” edition

To show that she and her husband are not anti-semitic, Roy Moore’s wife proclaims that “one of their attorneys is a Jew”
After Doug Jones defeats Moore in Alabama senatorial election Trump immediately distances himself, saying he always knew Moore couldn’t win
Federal Court blocks Trump policy that prohibits transgender people from enlisting in the military
Federal Court blocks Trump administration rule that allows businesses to deny insurance coverage for female contraception
Three women accuse Russell Simmons of rape
Salma Hayak recounts harrowing Harvey Weinstein ordeal
Tavis Smiley is suspended by PBS
Morgan Spurlock talks of his own sexual misconduct
Mario Batali joins growing list of men losing their empires for sexually harassing women
Dustin Hoffman looks increasingly like a pedophile
Trump attacks “lightweight” Senator Kirsten Gillibrand on Twitter for speaking out against sexual harassment
Female Congressional candidate accused of sexual harassment denies charges but ends campaign when the DCCC withdraws their support
During a Congressional hearing, a District Court judge nominee is unable to correctly answer a single question about the rules of evidence or of Civil Procedure, and testifies he has never tried a case or taken a deposition
Putin lauds Trump’s first year in office
Trump bans the Center for Disease Control from using "fetus", “evidence-based”, "diiversity" or “science-based” in any official documents
Omarosa relives her  “You’re Fired” moment, this time from Trump White House
New York Times reports that Trump drinks twelve Diet Cokes per day…which may explain everything

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