Saturday, November 18, 2017

This Week in Trumpland November 18, 2017

THIS WEEK IN TRUMPLAND, a sixty second primer on the path to Armageddon: “up is down and down is up” edition

After another mass shooting in California, Trump tweets his condolences "to the people of Texas"
Even as registration for the Affordable Care Act  AKA ObamaCare continues to swell, GOP buries a provision killing the law’s individual mandate in a tax bill
Trump’s Asia trip brings good tidings from Trump to fellow despots Putin and Duterte
After it’s exposed that Jeff Sessions was in fact involved with Russian ties, he denies lying to Congress and states he had simply forgotten
Jeff Sessions explores appointing a special counsel to investigate Hillary Clinton
Donald Trump, Jr exposed for having given WikiLeaks information designed to damage Hillary Clinton during the 2016 campaign
Jared Kushner revealed to have lied about whether he had knowledge of Trump Jr's WikiLeaks actions
Three UCLA athletes who were caught stealing sunglasses in China are scolded by Trump on Twitter, not for stealing but for not thanking him for their release
A study shows Trump is nominating white men to America’s federal courts at a rate not seen in more than thirty years
The Twitter mob raises up their torches against Lena Dunham when she comes to the defense of a writer accused of sexual assault on the set of “Girls”
After announcing the legalizing of importing elephant hunting trophies (read: elephant remains) Trump reverses course, setting the table for a tense Thanksgiving at the Trump household and fewer selfies for Eric and Donald, Jr.

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