THIS WEEK IN TRUMPLAND: a
sixty second primer on the path to Armageddon: “foreign affairs” edition
Only hours after Trump
signs a $110 billion dollar arms deal with Saudi Arabia, the country miraculously
donates $100 million dollar to an as yet amorphous Ivanka foundation
While addressing a group
of Israeli leaders in Jerusalem, Trump states he “just got back from the Middle
East”
At the Western wall in
Jerusalem, known for thousands of years as a holy place of pilgrimage and
tears, Trump writes “it’s a great honor to be here with all my friends – so
amazing”
For the second time in two
days, the internet goes viral with Melania swatting Trump’s hand away when he
tries to grab hers as they disembark Air Force One
A federal appeals court in
Virginia refuses to reinstate Trump’s Muslim ban, saying it “drips with
religious intolerance, animus and discrimination”
At NATO conference, Trump
shoves Prime Minister of Montenegro aside for a photo-op and then refuses to
affirm NATO mutual-aid clause, instead lecturing NATO countries on underpaying
their dues
At G-7 Summit, Trump says
Germans “are bad, very bad”, for selling cars in the U.S.
After a bomb at an Ariana
Grande concert in England kills dozens of young people, Trump calls the
murderers “losers”
In the most aggressive violation
yet of the constitution’s emoluments clause, Trump aides assert that he will
not identify or return payments or profits from foreign governments
After it is revealed that
Trump son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner is now a person of interest
in RussiaGate investigation, The Washington Post reports that Kushner and the Russian
Ambassador discussed having a secret communication channel that could not be
monitored by U.S. intelligence agencies
Internet explodes again,
this time with video of French President Emmanuel Macron and Trump in handshake
war, with each president’s knuckles turning white, their respective faces
tightened, and their jaws clenched
During a photo session
with Trump and his family, the Pope’s face registers hellish horror
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